Wednesday, June 18, 2014

I'm so fancy





I often think about how I should spend more time on my porch. So last Sunday I brought out some dinner and a book.Which was great. 

Until I looked at myself with caprese salad, pinot grigio and The Brothers Karamazov and wondered, “Is this too much?”

And yes.
Yes, it was. 

Things spiraled out of control when I considered it probably couldn’t be too much without fresh basil on the caprese salad. 

Thankfully it was only last week I learned how to correctly pronounce Karamazov.

One of the neighbors walked by and I quickly mentioned nothing can truly top Miller Lite and Spam.